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I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

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Sexual tension

The tension that Leo hart has for Randall in monsters inc

Hey how to did you write the sexual tension in your Leo x Randall fanfiction

by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022


Sexual tension

The tension that Leo hart and Randall from monsters inc have for each other

How did you write the sexual tension in your Leo x Randall fanfiction

by Cool kid01 May 16, 2022


sexual death

Something you put in a YouTube title or thumbnail to get clicks

"I put 'Dying from Sexual Death' in a YouTube video title and got almost 1 million views".

by daniellester June 20, 2017


pill sexual

Pill sexual is when you’re lesbian/ straight / gay and you bend towards any sex because you need a shag that badly or you love anyone. Many call it a love buzz but pill sexual is more extreme

James and pat are getting proper pill sexual ,their both gay!

by Pat1269 August 4, 2018


Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.

Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.

by iamadottedline August 20, 2012


Sexual Discipline

Nah bitch you don't expect that shit from women

Hym "Nah, you get the fuck right out of here with that. You don't expect sexual discipline from women."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2024