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An insult to someone's intelligence or ability, or describing an individual who is struggling to keep up with the rest of the pack
. A 'cold shot' refers to a steam-catapult launch from an aircraft carrier when the steam pressure is too low for the launch weight of the aircraft; on reaching the end of the deck, the aircraft is going too slowly for safe flight and may drop dramatically, or even (in extreme cases) ditch. If ditching is avoided, there follows an agonisingly slow climb away with the handle jammed forward and all the gauges pegged in a desperate attempt to gain height and speed.
"So what's the new guy like, any good ?"
"Man, he's flying off a cold shot."
"How's the training going ?"
"I feel like I'm flying off a cold shot"
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A shot of an alcoholic beverage to celebrate the humiliating death of Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist group al-Qaeda, at the hands of the United States Naval Special Warfare Development Group, informally known as Navy SEAL Team 6, of Joint Special Operations Command on May 2, 2011 during "Operation Neptune Spear". Nearly always accompanied by damning "toasts" expressing either disparaging remarks against Osama and/or celebration over his violent death or his current status as fish food in the North Arabian Sea.
May be used once upon first hearing of Osama's death, or any number of instances afterward, often as a replacement of more generic toasts such as "cheers" or "bottoms up." The later often makes reference to the fact that you have already drank to Osama's demise in the past, but you're doing so again because he is, after all, still dead.
Variants on this include a "bloody bin laden shot" which consists of a clear (ex; vodka) Osama bin Laden shot followed by a chaser of anything red, with a toast making reference to his bloody death and sea burial.
Note that Osama bin Laden shots, including any variants, and any accompanying toast become unusable in the event that Osama comes back as a zombie or something.
Example 1:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Is he still dead?
American: He is still dead!
Other American: To bloody bin Laden in a watery grave!
American: I hope a hermit crab makes a home out of his skull.
Example 2:
American: Osama bin Laden shots?
Other American: Naw dude, can't. Don't you watch the news? He came back as a zombie.
American: Oh....wait..what?
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Asking who drank the last beer.
Jose: Who shot john
You: I man that was the last one
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A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad
Steve: quit complaining about it
Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)
(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)
Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.
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Hot Shot 6th Grader is a Twitter character (@HS6thGrader) created by SpoderTweets™ on January 16, 2013. The character is a parody of the cocky pre-teens present in schools today. The account was quickly copied and spread like wildfire. The Hot Shot 6th Grader often uses terms such as #yolo and #swag to get his messages across.
"Asked to go to the bathroom when I really didn't have to go. #yolo" - Hot Shot 6th Grader (@HS6thGrader)
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spraying a woman with cum shit
I just got done cum shot of cum shitting that dumb bitch
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