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He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK
My Dad left to get milk bye Dad
“hey do you see that guy over there working at Scoops Ahoy?”
“Ya i heard he is a single parent with two kids and a lesbian best friend”
“Ya he’s the DAD of all dad’s.”
That damn hot guy you see when walking down the street. A.K.A eye candy. Not to be confused with your own father.
Friend1: Did you see that picture of Shawn Mendes shirtless on his Instagram. He is such a dad!
Friend2: Ya he is so hot in that picture. What a daddy!
Something that will never come back with the milk.
Clint: Your Such A Dad!
Zack: *vanishes*