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My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
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The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?
Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
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To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.
Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."
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1. (v) Masturbation.
I'll talk to you later, I'm taking my talent to south beach.
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fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!
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The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
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