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The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.
A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
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Brown Crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over
Keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and I farted on his head........Brown Crown
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Coolest fucking kid in the world. Gets all pussy, has an enormous dick. He even dates multiple woman at once! Olivers are lit.
Yo that guy Oliver Brown is sooo hot.
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The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.
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Anal on Christmas Eve while wearing Christmas lights. Cookies are apart of the equation. Somehow.
Oh man I had a great brown christmas last night! I was awesome.
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1) A brown man who stands up for a women's right to be an absolute equal, but then steps up like a white knight to rescue her any time that equality becomes a burden.
2) A brown man who promotes gender equality but practices special privilege for women.
Brown guy: I know what she says make absolutely no sense at all and is one of the lamest argument I've ever listened to but I will still defend her because she is a woman. And because that's the only way I could think of seducing women.
Another person: Dude, you're such a brown knight.
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It's when someone doesn't wipe good enough, thus, leading to brown, shit stained butt cheeks.
After that mexican/margarita dinner last night i went home (slightly buzzed) and took a huge dump. Unfortunately, i woke up the next morning with brown cheeks. I was a little pissed, but i guess its better than crapping my pants.
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