hrum cake is a delicious treat usually made by stonecreek saints, it resembles a bunt cake but its gayer and more oddly shaped, many hrums go into the creation of hrum cake. hrum cake is not baked.
John and Anthony made delicious hrum cake, and served it to brandon and evan in exchange for their low quality hrum cake
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Something that looks good, but tastes horrible. Also used metaphorically.
The new Modest Mouse CD is maple cake to the max.
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Waxing Cakes is when two people get it on in a passionate loving manner, similar to Beating Cheeks.
Dude: whats ur plans dawg?
Dude2: prolly gonna wax cakes with ur old lady bro.
or
Dude: hey man how was ur weekend?
Dude2: ah dude I waxed mad cakes with this fine azz bitch, i'm prolly gonna beat cheeks with her again tomozz
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When multiple people lie on top of each other, stomach down, to individually receive dick. Can be performed with any sexual orientation, so long as the person standing has something phallic in nature attached to their body.
Okay, tonight, we're doing the cake stack. Call Maxine, Fatima, and Stacy, we're gonna make a big one this time.
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a cake monkey is a bitch who loves makeup sooo much that she covers every part of her face like 10 times over and over
thats a cake monkey
guy 1:dude i saw like 7 layers of makup on her face
guy 2:what a cake monkey
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Originating from london its a term of endearment for someone you think is troubled
Them - Im always drink alone I keep thinking of that polish girl.
Me- are you ok baby cakes?
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Something to call your Asian friends when they're being annoying
Chow Ming: No I will not help you with your homework. Very disappointing.
Response: Don't be a jerk, Rice Cake
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