god stick

TV remote control.

Give me the god stick !

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god dammit

Phrase used to ask god to damn something, usually a situation, and it in no way means that you want to damn god, only a retard would think that. Also, when used at a person, it does not mean that you want god to damn that particular person, it means that you want god to damn the situation that the person caused, indirectly damning him or her.

GOD DAMMIT TIMMY! Stop fucking slamming the fucking door you fucking retard!

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god of contradictions

a happy little god invented by jimmy kaos to explain continuity errors and contradictory terms in his writing.
Is also proof that religion is funny all in all (see bible is full of contradictions) and that moany things can exist at once that contradict each other, even if on face value seem to be the same (eg anti-war protestors and anti war-protesters are two contradictory things)

the god of contradictions sure is hairy

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GOD-CGS-

Leader of the Colombian Gold Squad with -CGS- tags total explosive nOObplays BattleField 2 & DFBHD Delta Force Black Hawk Down. Favorite weapons on games, Claymore, C4, M203 or Artillary

Fk that GOD-CGS-nOOb hes blown up my APC again.
Stop nading off the ladder GOD-CGS-

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LLC god

(n.) A millennial who has founded several limited liability companies (LLCs) to absolutely no success. The companies generally don't exist outside of their LinkedIn profiles and resumes.

These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.

The LLC God attempted to raise capital from his uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.

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wind god

Originates from a hot-boxed steamy garage near San Diego State University. It is the state of mind when you are so high that you feel like a great wind god when you blow out bong smoke.

Scotty: Damn fellas, I feel like I'm a wind god right now.

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science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.

As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.

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