When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body
Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!
A person whos very great at hosting a hotel
Hey look! It's a wild golden four!
randy gave her the golden giggle while tickling her.
A red eye flight into Europe on a private jet where you work or party without sleeping on the plane.
Too much work to do so we took a golden eye from Miami to London and went straight to a day full of meetings.
When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.
Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”
When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.
Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.
The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny
"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."