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A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself
Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley
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If you want to know where the granddaughters and grandsons of the confederate army attend college, this is the school. A school where the kids spend more time smoking green than being green. The schools acceptance committee is know to harass incoming minnority students by giving them lots of money to make up for their 98% white ignorant body of students. The white girls here spend more time putting on make-up, puking, and sleeping with the schools all black basketball team rather than studying. Joyce Hall consit of all jocks while Lyons is made of all the preppy kids who can afford to party and do as they please and last Ryan hall the one in worst condition of all of them is made of all the minority student, white trash, and all of the schools sexual harrashers. The social ladder of the school is as followed: White preppy girls, Jocks, miniorty guys, white trash, asians, nerds, and lastly minority girls.
Junior Guy: Hey you want to party Saint Michael's College Vermont style?
New minority freshmen: Sure I guess. How do you guys party?
Junior Guy: We just smoke weed, drink, and prey on drunk freshmen girls.
New minority freshmen: So do you guys atleast dance?
Junior Guy: Does dry humping count?
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The name of the Third Michael Patrick Kennedy, a young man who now resides in a small town in New England. He is resentful of his name and pretends he is an original by claiming to be the ONLY Michael Patrick Kennedy, and therefore does not use the title THE THIRD.
Michael Patrick Kennedy III is indeed, the third Michael Patrick Kennedy.
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Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, also known as "Black Francis", is the lead singer, guitarist, and front man for the influential 80's rock band, Pixies. The band disbanded in the early 1990's because of disagreements between him and female bass player, Kim Deal.
"Dude, Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV is not even human!"
"I know, he screams like a pitbull is chomping on his fucking balls. Radical."
An individual who has the allure of a nice person, but is a bit shaky when you get to know them.
Man, that guy is a real Michael J Fox Hole.
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take a chance on a dive michael phelps style that has nothing to do with water
stunt man type sheeeet
jackie chan type stunts
Yo we gotta jump from the roof top might as well michael phelps dat sheeeet
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The act of convincing any Vincent to not give up on Michael Jackson.
Vincent: I'm not sure if I can like Michael Jackson after all he's done.
Person1: You can't give up him, king of pop man.
Person2: Heck yeah, Michaeling Down Your Vincent.
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