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A pointless 20-year long war that was fought (and lost to the Taliban) by the United States of America. The purpose of the war was to root out "terror" (whatever the fuck that objective means) and to kill all brown people in the Middle East (remove the Taliban and Al-Qaeda). The war was a gigantic stain on the US and it's people, and due to the amount of money wasted on the endeavor, it will more than likely lead to the eventual economic collapse and downfall of the US itself. Just like the Soviet Union (see Soviet-Afghan War for context).
If you ever feel like you're useless, just remember that it took four presidents, 2,459 dead soldiers, and $2 Trillion dollars to replace the Taliban with the Taliban in Afghanistan.
That's right. $2 Fucking Trillion. Not enough money for the homeless, or student debt, or cancer research, or space exploration, or to help the elderly stateside. But just enough money to bomb brown people. God Bless America.
War in Afghanistan
When you’re served a Sweet Iced Tea in the North.
Waitress “Can I get yous something to drink?”
Me “I’ll have a Sweet Iced Tea”
Waitress “You mean a War In Tea?”
The war on The Urban Dictionary over which letter is superior.
Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
The act of a significant other, by dressing slutty or skanky. In order to impress on the opposite sex that they wish for favors or items at no cost.
She told me that her and her friends are going on a tease war! I cant believe she would do that to me!
Dude, your girlfriend is competing in a tease war, you need to dump her.
Did you see the way she was dressed? Its obvious she is in a tease war.
Star wars is one of the best sagas ever created by george lucas in 1973.
The saga was sadly completely ruined and destroyed by disney in 2012 when george lucas decided to sell the rights to star wars.
This is very apparent in the lightsabers. If you compare a lighsaber in Star Wars The Force Awakens which was produced by disney with Star Wars The Phantom Menace where obi wan sliced darth maul in half with a single slice while in The Force Awakens where the character Fin gets a lightsaber cut by Kylo ren over his back which should have sliced his body in half but no all that happened is that he lays in a hospital bed for a couple of days.
Person 1: Hey you know star wars?
Person 2: Yeah sad Disney ruined it.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...
FRIEND: wanna know what happened a long time ago?
ME: It's "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away".
FRIEND: bruh not Star Wars references again.
ME: at least its not cringe bee jokes.
A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.
"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)
Star Wars