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Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)
Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!
Henry: Carpet Turds?
Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
believe in yourself and you can do it
timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason
No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock
This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately
You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!
The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power
"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"
When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.
I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.
A person who flaunts their bad behavior with little or no guilt.
Ted always gets away with this, and doesn’t even try to hide it anymore. He’s a real turd wagger.