A skinny little asshole that dates your step daughter
Are you still dating that dick turd Josh?
When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
That guy’s a Dick-Turd
I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd
A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.
Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.
"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."
The smell of shit vibrating off a loved ones brown fury tongue.
Don't breath turd tongue, its like luggage point!
Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt
I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.
1. A piece of fecal matter, most times referred to as shit.
2. That one guy who weens about being single but still treats women like shit.
3. One who behaves like a metaphorical piece of shit.
Damian is such a turd to anyone that I bet he will end up alone and contemplating suicide at an alley someday.