Chinese water fountain

When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.

It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.

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Sucking Pond Water

A Montana term:

1. Drinking a lousy beer.

2. The feeling the day after drinking too much alcohol.

1. We sent back the table scraps beer on tap and ordered a Moose Drool. No reason to be Sucking on Pond Water.

2. We did the Bozeman Triathlon: Drinking, driving and shooting road signs. Ended up in the County Camp Snoopy holding cell feeling like we had been Sucking Pond Water.

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Water-Whip

Driving Wild and Crazy to reach a destination faster

"Dude we are late, We have to Water-whip"

"Water-Whip the dodge" - Buddah Bahl

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water baby

you have sex in the water!
and 9 months later!
you are pregnant therfore it was a water baby
ie conceived in the water

omg!!! im pregnant. and the last time i had sex was in the hot tub

dude, you baby was conceived in the water!omg you are havin a water baby

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that's like chewing water

Something that is completly impossible to do and defies the laws of science. Something that is unthinkable to be able to happen.

basically - USED TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE DONE!!

Man 1 'Im gonna drive my car on water'
Man 2 ' Are u kiddin dude? that's like chewing water'

Man 1 'Im gonna rent a plane and fly and land on mars'
Man 2 ' U gotta be crazy..that's like chewing water'

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american holy water

Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks

I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday

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water bottle flip

Its when you flip an bottle and u land it

The water bottle flip is so LIT

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