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Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”
Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”
Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)
"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "
When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.
Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.
The act of ejaculating on your partners leg during sex, and then having a third person nibble your partners leg and lick off the ejaculation. Three people are required and two of those must be siblings.
Hey you think your sister would be down for a Kentucky fried chicken leg?
As long as I am the one eating it off her legs.
Of course, I'll cum and you two enjoy!
See you then!
a joint ache or an ache in the noodle. a chinese superstition. arthritis. juvenile. also a symptom of your menstrual cycle
the only way to get rid of wind in your leg is to keep moving your legs. I got wind in my legs! can be cured with sun or lemon juice on the knee. or mydol.
Another word for jumpin jehoshaphat, or holy smokes! of which Uncle Grandpa says in the episode Escalator
Flippin' Frog Legs, did you see that?!
Lumpy legs is a disease a person can aquire during his/her lifetime usually in their teen years. When the disease takes over a person fully, their hind lumpy legs give out and the front ones are left in charge to help the person walk. A common mistake is that the front lumpy legs are the arms; they are not-no one knows where those are.
** girl falls **
friends: OMG! are you okay?
girl: no! my hind lumpy legs just gave out!