Oh, I misinterpreted signals

The answer to any criticism for one's romantic choice.

Q: Why haven't you broken up with her like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why did you not advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.

Oh Sh*t Moment

Those moments right before disaster.

An example of an Oh Sh*t Moment: Oh Sh*t I’m speeding a hundred miles an hour straight into this wall.

Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh

When your husky passes gas and your can hear it. Then 10 seconds later the smell reaches your nostrils.

farting noise ffffaaaaaarrrrrrttttttt!!! 'did he just poo?' "NO, That was just a Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh!"

oh yeah mr krabs

OH YEAH MR KRABS DRINK BLEACH EVERYDAY

OH YEAH MR KRABS ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW!?!?!?!?!?

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oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here

"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

oh ci ci ci

this means whena mexican girl is fucking you and she says it fack her harder

"oh ci ci ci " meaning yes yes yes dady
Oh fuck me dady oh yes yes yess
also means buckle up you gota bad bitch gg

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oh eh chicken peh

a phrase used to express pleasure/glee, roughly translated as 'oh yes, chicken pie.'

generally used with a hint of sarcasm.

"i did your mither last night... oh eh chicken peh!"

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