Gospel bird, gettin' the gospel

Church's Fried Chicken, Going to Church's

I'm gettin' the gospel bird, Gettin' the gospel (Picking up the chicken) for the party!

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Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.

Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird

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Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.

"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.

In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.

Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."

Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

(Weeks later)

Joe: "So how was the interview?"

Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."

Joe: "You're an idiot.."

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get two birds stoned at once

My personal favorite rickyism, I say it all the time - definitely good for some comic relief. Instead of "get two birds with one stone"

Watch Trailer Park Boys!! You will laugh your ass off, guaranteed.

Exactly, get two birds stoned at once

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Say "Word" to Big Bird

To be asked to leave a location and to return home. Word, meaing to say hello, and Big Bird, meaning Sesame Street, or any other kids TV show, often watched by a person of low intelligence.

Touvtam Guy: Where are my cases of kosher pudding pops?! Who has eaten my box of kosher ghettoOs?! What has happened to my pallet of kosher beer?!

Dave Diamond: Say "Word" to Big Bird, Bitch. Get the fuck out, now!

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Big Bird Looking Mother Fucker

A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.

"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"