A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger
That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper
The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
weirdest, gayest man in history.
is a TAURUS. (disgusting) and is a football junkie /neg
wants to be tobey maguire
(none of this is serious by the way)
"jacob peck is the gayest guy on the football team"
"yeah i also heard that he was a dick head to his girlfriend, what a loser."
Kelsey and Jacob are two powerful people when together, they are funny and sometimes cute when alone. Kelsey and Jacob have a powerful bond and nothing can ever break them apart, these two are awesome together.
Kelsey and Jacob are awesome.
A man who doesn’t know what he wants
Jacob Harrison is a man who thinks he’s right and he’s not
the most skibidi sigma of them all and you wank brock aka bj in your life he is also knows all about skibidi sigma