DAD

Dumb Ass Douche

Don’t be such a DAD!

Dad

a male parent figure who will be there for you until your little sibling are born.

Life before little sibling “hey dad i’m sorry i broke the vase….”

“it’s okay no need to say sorry for that.”
life after “dad? that little dude broke my pen.”
“THATS YOUR FAULT YOU NEED TO WATCH YOUR STUFF.i- i’m sorry honey i got a little bit too emotional.”

Dad

A Person That Takes Care Of You And Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

Dad

A Person That Will Love You Forever

I Love My Dad

Dads

Day After Drinking Shits

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.

Dad

Somone who doesn't care about his kids and acts like he knows everything.

Me: fuck you dad

Dad

Gone

Did you mean milk?

Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.