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its april 24th! i have a crush on u! *disturbing the person*
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY-
If it’s your birthday, then congratulations you are the best person known to man but sometimes you can be a bit stupid, not in a dumb way but in a way that makes you wonder why tf is this person still alive
Person 1: happy birthday! :D it’s April 24
Person 2: thanks
Person 1: is that yogurt smeared all over your face, again!?
The day when the most beautiful, smart, and perfect girl was born
girll its april 24
DREAM SMP ANNIVERSARY LETS GOOOOO AND GEORGES FIRST STREAM I- POGCHAMP
The APRIL 24 is so pog mate like wow
The physical and mental symptoms that occurs when stopping or reducing contact with April.
Symptoms may include but not limited to:
Pain areas: in the muscles
Whole body: clammy skin, craving, excessive hunger, fatigue, feeling cold, lethargy, loss of appetite, night sweats, shakiness, or sweating
Behavioral: agitation, crying, excitability, irritability, restlessness, or self-harm
Psychological: delirium, depression, hallucination, paranoia, or severe anxiety
Gastrointestinal: flatulence, gagging, nausea, stomach cramps, or vomiting
Cognitive: disorientation, mental confusion, racing thoughts, or slowness in activity
Mood: boredom, feeling detached from self, loss of interest or pleasure in activities, or nervousness
Sleep: insomnia, nightmares, sleepiness, or sleeping difficulty
Nasal: congestion or runny nose
Eyes: dilated pupil or watery eyes
Also common: seizures, sensitivity to pain, slurred speech, teeth chattering, tingling feet, trembling, tremor, or weakness
Due to the agony of my april withdrawls, felt it was as if the world was coming to its untimely death, and the only cure was her presence!
in april, adolescent men ages 13-15 (freshman year) practically go into heat for the first time and just wanna fuck, fuck, and fuck some more. sex is the only thing on their mind and theyre solely concentrated on getting a girl and just like full out his puberty.
girl one: get ready for alpha male april. its coming in fast
girl two: cant wait🙄