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When someone tells corny pick up lines to get them in the sack.
Adam: “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over.
Monongy: Are you trying to get me to corn bone?
A Bone dragon, recreated by robotics. I:E Cyborg Bone Dragon
Me: I want a Bone Dragon
Friend: a CYBORG Bone Dragon
Me: Hells YA
a type of anatomical structure that is used for construction of bone houses, bone dildos, bone flavored milkshakes, and the set of the show "Bones".
Guy 1: Hey, (insert yo homeboy's name here) my bones hurt.
Guy 2: It's probably because you drank too much bone hurting juice.
Guy 1: Oof ouch, my bones.
K: dude, did u c it
S: No, was it bones
K: yea it was bones
(good 2 use arnd parents who dnt allow u 2 say crappy or shit
To remove the bones from an animal
I boned his dog and then made a necklace with the collar bones.
Bones a motherfucker from banana fish that got 3 minutes of screen time yet he Carried the whole show. Those unable bastard simp for him you saw him how many times? Maybe 6 at most. He had pink hair and absoulty no Teeth at all. Ash took them- I think he collects them or something. Anyways, his hobbies are scary and gang leader with his bestie Eiji the rat loving boy. His birthday-? Little Miss no tooth fairy doesn't have one.
EIJI: let's add to ash trauma
Bones: YES
Bones. A motherfucker that got 4 minutes of screen time yet carried the whole show. The Mentally unstable fandom simps for him. He has pink hair with a rat tail. motherfucker has no teeth- he has absolutely no life except to follow around a mentally ill white boy and his Japanese boyfriend. His hobbies include scaring the mentally ill white boy and adding to his trauma. He gangs up with his Japanese boyfriend and Decorated the house with pumpkins. Yes, the mentally ill white boy is scared of pumpkins
EIJI: wanna give white boy more trauma
Bones: yes