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Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
Real Nigga winter is for real niggas, not basic ones. It starts on December 1st and ends on January 6th.
Miles: Aye, you gon celebrate real nigga winter dis year ?
Caleb: I don't know, my nigga. Probably.
From 12 am to 12 am is when you call up your fellow brothers and tell them how much you Appreciate them.
Guy#1 yeehaw its real fellur hours borther
Guy#2 oh damn time to call up my borther
When you relate to something in both a real way and a feel way.
Person 1 "I'm so bored I wanna die"
Person 2 "I real that"
A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock