Yo my white american brother you are making me laugh so hard that my anus could crack open
Hey man that is too funny you crack my shit up.
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She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.
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The best group of people to walk the earth
Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd
An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”
A serial killer crack monster is somebody who films their self killing someone or there self and posted on the Internet
Yeah I heard he posted it on the Internet he must be a serial killer crack monster
Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off
Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!
Sl. (To) crack open a cold one is a slang term for necrophilia.
Y'know, working as a gravedigger always gave me the biggest urge to crack open a cold one.
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