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Lame douche

(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.

Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.

Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.

by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016


douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 24, 2006


Douch-face

A male so egotistical and narcissistic that he oozes douchiness. Likes being pushed around by women. Constantly trying to "get some". Stay away at all costs.

Did you hear what that Douch-face did? He cheated on his girlfriend.

by Good Wife January 20, 2013


Douche-T

A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.

-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.

by kh2507 February 24, 2011


douche bag

1.some asshole who thinks they are hot shit and know everything

2.an object used for putang cleaning

1. God look at douche over there he thinks hot shit.
2. Jees i could really use a douche bag.

by douche101 July 19, 2009


douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

by xcometxrulesx October 15, 2010


douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

by V C is ur ruler August 07, 2011