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Ethan Verry is a little goblin that likes little kids
Did you hear about Ethan Verry? He ran into the preschool bathroom a few hours ago
ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.
me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.
am pro and he pulls hella bitches
Person1: Yo is that Ethan McClain!
Person2: yea he always pulling
Ethan is a person who would do anything to beat someone in chess. He is crazy for books and loves reading them. He loves chocolate and wants to focus. He is kind, funny, smart, unique and doesn't care what anyone thinks about him.
Boy 1 "Wow I think that's an Ethan"
Boy 2 "How do you know"
Boy 1 "Because he has crazy hair and is carrying a bunch of books"
Boy 2 "Oh that makes sense let's go say hi"
An Ethan Paynter is weird but he's my best friend.
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Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.
Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!
B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!