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Facebook duty is
1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".
2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.
3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.
Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..
Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.
friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.
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The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
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The incorrect time at the bottom of a facebook comment used to make a user feel in control of his time.
Janey is on facebook time, so she is never late.
I wish that I lived my life on facebook time then I would never be late.
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Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
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Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.
Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
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When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.
Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
LMS
Facebook Overload
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When someone calls all in with a crap hand in Texas Hold 'em. Usually all of the rookies call and end up winning with a High face card or a pair that is on the board.
Wow Queen high...nice facebook hand.
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