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Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
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The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.
"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."
"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."
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When you reply to an event as "going," you must go to that event no matter what.
John accidentally got himself into a Facebook Commitment for a party and had to miss his sister's wedding.
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When someone calls all in with a crap hand in Texas Hold 'em. Usually all of the rookies call and end up winning with a High face card or a pair that is on the board.
Wow Queen high...nice facebook hand.
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The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
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Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
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When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.
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Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^
After facebook screwing
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^
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