friends with benefits

either an icebreaker or an indicator for a future romantic relationship

Person #1: Is your friends with benefits an icebreaker or an indicator?
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.

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The friends zone

The friends zone is when a girl is not sexily interested in you. You are then labeled as just friend and it is hard to get out of. This is something you should avoid. But if this dose happen the it is just up to luck for you to get out of.

Tim: I met this girl and i really like her but she thinks we are just friends.

Bob: Well my friend you are fucked because that is called the friends zone.

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Ivaginary Friend

The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.

Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.

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Friend Families

Knowing more than one friend w/ the same name, but they don't know each other because they are from different stereotype cliques.

xallix: geeze, how many allisons do u know?
XMichealX: ummmmm...3?
xallix:damn. i know 6 mikes
XMichealX: ...ouch
xallix: yupp. it's easy to keep them straight tho. they're all from different friend families, so they don't know each other

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School Friend

A person you talk to in school but don’t physically hang out with outside school. You talk to them anywhere like text or school but you do not hang out.

Boy: Damn, he’s just a school friend to you?!
Girl: Duh. Wouldn’t want to be any closer to him.

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friend whore

a person (usually girl) who hops between "bestfriends"

It's so fucking annoying when Lilly is being a friend whore. Like why is she so fake, like pick one bestfriend.

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somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

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