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An exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. This apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.
I joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.
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When one takes both hands and fists two different girls in the asshole.
Moscow Hand Warmers can keep your hands warm even during the most harsh Moscow winters.
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This has 3 definitions:
1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back
2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after
3. when somebody fucks you over real bad
Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up
1. i cant believe dis you 2nd hand bitch...you trifflin hoe etc...
2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch...
3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me
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When someone does something so foolish, asinine, or awkward that you feel embarrassed FOR them.
Man, I was so second-hand embarrassed when that sang Call Me Maybe during karaoke.
Did you see just see that guy get slapped in the face by that girl? I'm so second-hand embarrassed for him.
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1. In a wedding party, the next ranking groomsman after the best man. Often the X-factor at the bachelor party, and wedding reception responsible for turning things up a notch.
2. On a gang or team, the third ranking member. Often a wild card or tough guy.
"After winning and then losing 3 grand at the blackjack tables, I brought a couple strippers back to the bachelor party suite, and finished them both off. Just another night glorious night as a left hand man."
Historical examples: Mr. T in The A-Team, Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, Dennis Rodman on the Chicago Bulls, Raphael from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles', Will Ferrel in 'Old School', Booger in 'Revenge of the Nerds',
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A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.
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To seduce an ugly girl so that your buddy can score with her attractive friend. This expression comes from the act of war-time bravery where a soldier would sacrifice himself to save his buddies. If you're out on the prowl with a mate and he is making progress with a fox, it is his friend's duty to chat up and seduce the pretty girl's ugly friend so that your buddy is free to leave with the hotty.
Dude, tonight it's your turn to dive on the hand grenade.
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