to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

homo-julieri Have Smiled' The First Juvenile Discharged Release.

What I call homo-julie that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 0:homo-julieri Have Smiled' The First Juvenile Discharged Release.

Where have you been ?

A question asked by a female voice in your head whenever you enter a cafe shop and a guy says "ah you are back"

Voice in le head : Where have you been ?, been searching all along, came facing twilight on and on

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"