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March 12th

This is National smack/grab ass day again.

March 12th, National smack/grab ass day: Finally the day to slap your homies butt without them getting mad. It’s not gay on this day you’re just smacking the gyat. Just go ahead and do it especially if they’re sagging.

by D1hater March 08, 2024


March 12th

National give your girlfriend her favorite flower day!

Guy: here your favorite flowered darling :)since it’s march 12th
Girl: I’m in love with you.

by Tainted._Sorrow March 07, 2024


March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 18, 2017


March 20th

National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day

Yo today is March 20th

by Yesterday McSkeeter March 21, 2021


March 20th

national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!

bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!

by julezxoxo March 21, 2022


March 20th

March 20th is the a common birthday.

If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces

Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"

Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*

by Obamabigschlong November 24, 2021


March 20th

So basically, March 20th.

Friend: Fuck you.

Me: March 20th.

by KurnoKBalls February 17, 2022