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This is National smack/grab ass day again.
March 12th, National smack/grab ass day: Finally the day to slap your homies butt without them getting mad. It’s not gay on this day you’re just smacking the gyat. Just go ahead and do it especially if they’re sagging.
National give your girlfriend her favorite flower day!
Guy: here your favorite flowered darling :)since it’s march 12th
Girl: I’m in love with you.
The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day
national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!
bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!
March 20th is the a common birthday.
If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces
Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"
Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*
So basically, March 20th.
Friend: Fuck you.
Me: March 20th.