a pussio
"hey have u heard of that max o'grady kid?"
"yeah man wat bout it?"
"hes a pussio and sucks dick"
max is the best boy on the planet earth, he's adorable, cool and listening to him talking about banana fish at 3 am is better than anything. we don't talk much right now, but i still appreciate that he was always there for me! he's an awesome friend, he's funny AND he loves omori! unbelieveable! i've finally found the perfect boy i've waited my whole life for! we love max zajdel very much<3
when i say "not all men" i mean max zajdel, he's the best! i love him very much
Matthew maxxing is a practice between a male and a female of the name Lili.
This practice is usually sexual and was made originally as joke from when the famous actor Matthew mcConaughhey and actress Lilliana Campos had a private tape leaked.
Gen Z has popularized this joke around numerous social media platforms like tiktok.
Zahir Topping was shown Matthew Maxxing across Twitter.
Maxing out your self purifying routine by not watching, listening, reading, viewing porn of any kind of any source of any shape. Similar to NNN but without a definitive time limit.
Person 1: "Pure maxxing day 3 survived"
Person 2: "Goodshit mate, that's the commitment"
Person 1: "Planning to have a break on the 7th day then continue again on the 8th day"
"💀"
Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday
Do you know max hebden?
Yes ofc, he is a top bloke with so many mates