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Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.
Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!
to mercilessly beat some one with a males muffin top and upper penal area
Wow look at that guy beat his wife with his muffins whip
A tanning apparatus for the vagina.
This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.
When you blow weed smoke up a lady's vag.
I totally gave Tara a blunt muffin last night.
A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.
Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”