fat ass/booty, taken literally the bottom of a muffin top.
'that girls got a gigantic muffin base'
The cutest kittens in the world.
Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.
A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.
I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!
A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.
My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!
Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin
To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!
To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
“Last night, i willy muffined her!!!
When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.