Random
Source Code
Random
Similar to the angel haired pasta, while the girl is on her period. Takes place when a man excretes his load on a womans pubic hair and procedes to eat her out, while she is on her period.
Johnny: Dude I had the best pasta last night.
Steve: What kind did you have dude?
Johnny: I had some of my girl's famous marinara angel haired pasta!
3👍 8👎
She's got you by the balls.
She has a tight grasp on your nuts.
A tight reign on your sack.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight.
"Man, she's got you by the short hair"
My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
12👍 2👎
Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.
"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair
47👍 15👎
A sad excuse for girls who bleach their hair blonde and want to brag about it on instagram. These girls usually have short hair and are jealous of the girls that are part of Long Hair Don't Care, a real thing. Real blondes who were born that way don't use this term, as it usually turns out to be degrading to them because most the girls who do use it are skanks.
No make-up!!! Blonde hair don't care #nomakeup #selfiesunday #blondehairdon'tcare
10👍 42👎
A chronic condition spread by Jewish media causing affected patients to seek attention and quirky traits. This usually causes them to take on characteristics that aren't necessarily their own to seem interesting or make new categories that don't exist for their own self indulgence and delusional ideations. Presenting reality and factual statements with the support of science often unfuriates these individuals who meet these statements with hostility. They often have a thin veiled grasp of reality and it physically hurts them to hear the truth
Don't pay any mind to Rachael; formerly Richard... she suffers from Liberal Hair Dye Brain Rot. It causes her to not understand reality unless it's presented on twitter...
10👍 9👎
A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.
Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"
14👍 3👎
way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.
"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"
13👍 3👎