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penis wax

Congealed splooge

I woke up with penis wax after I super manned my philly ho.

by Handsey October 4, 2015


penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016


State Penis

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!

"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"

by ImGayButGay October 25, 2022


Penis Water

Penis water is you say when your bored when your alone when you have no friends.
Penis water is a very nice word its just like coconut water BUT penis is penis water, its a penis dipped in water usually rich penis and they call COCK WATER BUT THATS BS BECAUSE PENIS WATER ME AND KRISP WORD BECUZ WE COOL N SHIT.
AND OUR DICKS ARE 11 INCH YALL BITCHES ARE SHRIMPS . WE MADE THE THE GOD DAMN WORD.
So anyway penis water.

Ari : Penis water

Kris : Penis water

by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 6, 2021


penis dog

A dachshund.

I love my penis dog.

by A gay Russian Minecraft fan November 1, 2018


Pixelated penis

Niggas with androids

Bro if you have an android you have a pixelated penis

by Falliblepage137 April 15, 2019


crap penis

when you anal fuck a girl and when you aggressively rip out your penis and have a load of shit on your penis

holy crap man when i crap penis'ed her I had to wash my dick for hours to get the shit off

by WILD WolfIII March 18, 2016