I can't relax with the gas at the dentist's office, I've been hitting the upside-down beer bong for too long to.
That "friend" who constantly chats shit about everyone in the vc who cant come up with a funny or original jokes so just constantly repeat a joke that was slightly funny 6 months ago. nobody likes him, nobody wants him around, but for some reason he still shows up and pisses everyone off. If their is a girl he will have a bigger transformation than Michael Jacksons skin colour from the biggest dickhead to the biggest simp. in reality hes such a pathetic human being you'd almost feel bad for the lanky neek he is, until of course he calls you a gaylord.
friend 1: Hello Freddy Beer
Freddy Beer: Hey whassup GAYLORD HAHAHA Get OWNED LMAO XD gn
Everyone: who the fuck likes Freddy Beer
An economic system that runs parallel to the official economy of a region/state/nation where alcohol is the currency used in exchange for goods and services. Used extensively throughout Australia, with beer being the main denomination.
"ay Bruce, did you end up doing that Barra swap on your AU?"
"yeah mate... cost me a bit tho... coupla slabs of VB... beer economy mate"
A cliche high school party in which the jocks spike the punch. There are lots of hot babes who attend said party.
Person 1: Damn it dude, I can’t believe those fucking jocks didn’t invite me to their beer party.
Person 2: That’s ok dude, I heard that the jocks spiked the punch and a bunch of people fucking died.
1. To drink a beer for a long time so one doesn't get drunk. Also see Nurse - 3.
2. When someone is up a tree drinking a beer, and gets a picture, this is known as "beer slothing" or "to beer sloth"
1. Oh, prince philip was being a beer sloth tonight
2. Someone: "Did you see his beer sloth?"
Friend: "yeah, it was awsome"
The act and/or process of consuming beer at a fast pace whilst taking a hit out of a dab pen simultaneously, hence the name Beer Dab
Woah! Did you see Zach take that beer dab! That’s badass!
Yeah, I can Beer Dab pretty well.