ia-l si p-asta

In English it's like: take this one (while holding your dick)
It's another Romanian trash joke

In Enghlish:
-I'm going to take some water
-Take this one
In Romanian:
-Ma duc sa iau o apa
-Ia-l si p-asta
(it's the same thing but translated in Romanian)

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No one will ever find this

i was bored so i spammed random keys and came up with ndjnnrifhorfjileuarfhrfrfnibvoidnuifjjiniuyfdrtsewzqwaqaecggytctujyvrtuyfvyutfuyjmkmihjijioplpjhughujnjububughiujfvjbuytdxctrswdtrfdsassdtrdfcfvtygfghilughkutfygutgfhftyghb2345465u6y65tgrt#$%^&5485840590n/h''klp''\\'.'/;'

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

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p-i-double-guh-ISSED

A declaration of anger suitable for fat white women and scrawny gay men.

"The bitch at the drive through forgot my five-pounder with cheese, you know I can't just eat a big fry! I am p-i-double-guh-issed!"

Said fat Tammy to her little Chee-Who-A-Who-A

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J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.

Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"

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5e regel van J&P

Ga je niet binnen in haar edele delen, dan zijn jullie slechts geliefden zonder voordelen. (in contrast met "friends with benefits" ofwel "vrienden met voordelen")

Bro ze hebben al een maand rela maar hij heeft haar nog niet gebald, hij vergeet de 5e regel van J&P.

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Wait you found this??????
when you have already typed`/1.2,3m4n5b6v7c8x9z0'-;=lqkwjehrgtfydusiaop and said hey what if I typed it from the middle to the ends.

Me: Hey I want to make a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend: Them just smash the keyboard and make a definition
Me: No I want it to have some meaning. I know let's try poiausydtfrgehwjqkl=l-;0'9z8x7c6v5b4n3m2,1.`/
Friend: Bruh