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"My favourite celebrity is the world's most wholesome person"
He is the man, the devil himself, the person everyone was to scared to mention. Because if you do, lets just say person 19 knows a lot of people in a lot of places.
Person 1: "Yo person 14, you got me my leaf?"
Person 14: "Yeah jit I got you your fit bro, here ya go."
Person 1: "Where you get this shit anyways?"
Person 14: "I get them from that dude over there, I dont think he willin to sell to you though."
Person 1 : "Who is he?"
Person 14: "Person 19."
Person 1: Yo Person 19 can I some of dat weed?"
Person 19: "S̴͉̕ȧ̶͙y̵͚͝ ̜̎o ̤̂n ̥̊e̴̪͊ ̴͕̈́m ̜̐o̶̟̎r̵̦̒e ̫͠ ̶͚̑w ̧̈́ỏ̴̟ṙ̵͍d̵̪̈́ ͔͛a ̜̽ñ̵͜d̵͔͠ ̙͐y̴̗͝o̵̹͝ü̵͚r ̞̇ ̵̙̍ḇ̴̽l ̘͛o̵̱͗ȯ̵̯d̴̻̏l̴͇͌i ̜́n ͖͘é̴̠ ̵̤̅e̶̦͊n̶͚̅d̶̻͘ṣ̵͝ ̶͖̌h̵͍̚ë̵̫́r̵̲̋e ̰̊.̶̡̑"
Person 1: Holy shit!
Person 14: Yeah I know.
Andrew is literally the best thing that could ever happen to a person. He is really nice, he actually gives a shit about your feelings, he gives really good hugs, and he is sexy lol. Btw Andrew if you are seeing this I love you <3
Person 1: Have you seen Andrew the person today? he is literally the best thing on the planet!
Person 2: Hell yeah! If we ever cuddled I would full on DIE of happiness!
Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever
A guy who tells you he wants a family, but after he makes a baby with you, he disappears👻
I'm a family type of person, but I left my ex after I ۟m inside her.
A fistfight.
"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”