Random
Source Code

Special Species of Retard

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard

Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?

by OP_eLaniM December 14, 2018


Sundae Special

Placing a couple scoops of ice cream in a bowl, followed by an erect penis on top, coating it with chocolate syrup and a cherry, and having the female partner indulge in the cold creamy desert. CAUTION: She may get a little lost in the act, just remind her your in there.

Hey if you want I can fix you a nice sundae special.

by NexKonig August 31, 2010


We weren't expecting special forces

While playing Battlefront 2 Empire Story, during the humiliating wake of defeat via the Ewoks special imperial forces show up to assist the overwhelmed empire.

"We weren't expecting special forces... That's the point sergeant!"

by Plasma Phi November 7, 2023


Bowser special

When you stick your Harry Potter so far down her throat it burns the hairs on your Harry Potter with stomach acid

Heather can I have the bowser special

by Nobin Lahoie September 1, 2016


Field Special

When one of your friends drinks themselves into a such a drunken state they can no longer function properly. This usually takes place at festivals and could involve rolling themselves onto a camp fire, coma like states of sleep, soiling themselves and most definitely blowing raspberry's on strangers

"We went to the pub on friday and Marc did a Field Special"

by Hatty Fattima June 9, 2009


The Jaynie Special

The act of having a loved one shit all over you chest and smearing it all over yourself like lotion

He received the jaynie special from his mom.

by Lil_skidmark December 12, 2024

3👍 2👎


Butterfeild special

The sexual act of becoming chronically depressed during sexual intercourse.

Susan was not please when her husband pulled a butterfeild special during their honeymoon night.

by Adumnigr September 21, 2015