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Synonyms for New York City:
1.) Big Apple
2.) Big Easy
3.) City That NEVER Sleeps
4.) Grand Central City
5.) New York City
6.) GaNgStA CaPiTaL
7.) City Of Crazy Ass Cabbies
8.) Home of the GREATEST Police (NYPD)
9.) BEST DAMN CITY PERIOD! .
Also see NYC,New York,Big Apple
Guy from L.A. : HeY DeRe ESSE!
New Yorker: *BOOM*
* LOUD THUD, followed by the 5-0 *
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(Verb) The participant locates a pair of female underwear and takes a fat shit in it. Then, carefully transports the shat upon undergarment to the microwave, and proceeds to nuke it for 4.36 minutes.
We crashed at this Swedish chicks pad, and my buddy busted a Dirty City Dip. We rolled out right after that.
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When a manboy attains in the penis the necessary tumescence of the meat shaft that would, in due diligence, be required forthwith to bend said shaft underneath the testicle closet, with urethra aimed with verisimilitude towards the particular gentleman's brown nugget nectar, and announces himself with firm and steady protrusion of the anal chamber, like Apollo 13 landing the lunar module on the face of our great Moon. If one such individual demonstrates the ability to "ride himself" and produce the pleasure potion necessitated by so many of our brethren so that it may flow hither and thither about the shaft meat, then he truly is his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. An ostrich buries its head in the sand whence it realizes how ugly it is; a penis buries itself in its owner with extreme effort.
Hey, man, my friend's date stood him up last night so he gave himself a Motor City ostrich as a consolation prize.
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A place where there are so many whores that instead of coming out at night they walk around in day light thinking they are attractive but instead their asses stink and their faces look like ugly deformed men .
forest city , NC is a lonely town full of ugly whores
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A new movie coming out featuring the resilient return of the Golden Girls!
Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
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Ocean City NJ is a small town in south jersey. only wealthy people can afford to own houses- anyone else, renters- also known as shoobies- are just a nuisance when they are there. A true ocean city girl practically lives in a bikini, has mastered the art of tanning, can successfully escape beach taggers, has made meaning of the song Under the Boardwalk, considers Night in Venice her favorite holiday, accepts that a party will get busted by the cops, drives atleast 40 on West Ave., and doesn't know a damn thing about North Jersey. The OCBP lifeguards are all amazingly good looking (but they should definitely go back to wearing the tiny bathing suits-these new ones cover up too much!) Any girl lifeguard is more than likely a lesbian and if she isn't, she atleast looks like she is. Days consist of spending endless hours on the beach working on your tanning without any cares except for what you are doing that night and who you are doing it with. Kiss our ass Avalon, Sea Isle, Stone Harbor, Wildwood, Longport, Margate..etc!!!
"America's Favorite Family Resort.." HELL NO!-GO AWAY SHOOBIES-WE DON'T LIKE YOU!
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taking a shit in your hand, then cumming on top of it and giving it to your girlfriend to eat
"i knew she was in to some really weird shit when she asked me for a kansas city cupcake"
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