jake downing

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.
"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back.

hey bro

go away you jake downing

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zero down

To downplay something; a person, place or thing.

"I'd call him the one that got away. I mean, I could zero down him to just another lover, but I'd be lying"

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Wind Down

When ones productivity drops due to pending holiday or time off of work.

Nah, I'm not getting sod all done today, I'm on wind down in perpetration for my holiday next week.

Or

Person one: "he hasn't done any work today"
Person two: "it's his last day tomorrow so he is on serious wind down"

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Jiggy down with it

Mocking a person who doesn't have a clue on how to use urban language

Yeah, he THINKS he knows what's up. He's "jiggy down with it"

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downed-me

ragged; cut-down; insulted

She downed-me when she wrote to my husband "Your children's so called "step-mom" (???) hasn't even bothered to call your children."

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tranny down

It is when a Tranny bitch gets shot and all the other tranny bitches scream "Tranny Down" and then they run like bitches.

***Gun fire****

Tranny1 "Oh shit, I just got shot!"

Tranny2 "Tranny Down! Fuck this! Run Bitches Run."

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down's symdrome

down's symdrome:A condition resulting from a chromosomal abnormality characterized by mental retardation and such physical signs as slanted eyes, flattened facial features, short status and tendency toward obesity. this is down's symdrome .

you are a fuckin' mongo!
you got down's symdrome or summit?

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