suck a toe

Sin cos tan, soh-cah-toa (sin, opposite, hypotenuse, etc). Used in trigonometry

Suck a toe, so I'm using tan because i have the opposite and adjacent

Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

Wiggly Toes

A pirate whose ship has recently sunk and is now wiggling toes to stay afloat

GGs Boxyfresh, you Wiggly Toes pirate

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

Buddha's toe

Big Asian cock

Wong's got Buddha's toe

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toe virgin

Never had their toes sucked

I heard he’s never had his toes sucked he’s such a toe virgin!!