Adam is a man who has a HUGE cock. He is also a very attractive person who really cares about his friends, he stays to himself most of the time and does well with girls, most girls love him for who he is, Adam is a bit of a simp for certain people and you can easily tell just by the way he acts. He is very affectionate and will do anything for you as long as he cares about you.
Girl one: Damn Adam looks sexy today.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
Typically Adam is the type of guy you always have to wait for. He loves making you wait. Ironically he’s a waiter. Probably makes the customers wait ages. Anyway if you know adam you must be someone who always waits.
Yeah let’s go guys come on…
Sorry we’re just waiting on Adam to do a poo.
Adam takes big poo pooh in the pool. he is the kid to not invite you to his birthday party. He is a big fat bully. he shit in the pool.
Adam, he takes poo pooh in the pool.
Adam is an extremely confident guy. He loves to punch walls and make a big number out of himself. He is typically a chill guy with a macular body
Adam punched me
That one dude who doesnt give a fuck about everything.
Very Handsome, nice hair, small dick, good clothing style, loves music
Hates Neffex and Matyáš Vykoupil
Loves to cum.
Oh damn Adam is so fucking sexy as always.
Im sure he is virgin.
Let me just say i want to be Adam
Adam is a goofy, silly boy. He isn’t very tall, and has orange hair, but is the nicest guy you will ever meet. He has a great sense of humor and loves musical theatre and board games. He loves the Lord big time. He will ask to stage kiss you and then “accidentally” kiss you for real. He wears funny shirts. He has a cat who can be just horrible but they keep him around.
That guy sure is goofy, silly, short, has orange hair, is very nice, is very funny, loves musical theatre and board games, loves the Lord, “accidentally” kissed me, wears funny shirts, and has a cat.
That’s Adam.