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when you go to the old country buffet in a large group and your waiter says "Welcome to old country buffet" really slowly.
"Dude, remember welcome to old country buffet. and wait 15 seconds for the ice cream machine, or the fat mechanic."
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The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.
Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.
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'13 Year Old Boys' aren't always just 13, the age it ranges from is about 12-16. It is infectious, therefor, be careful of who you surround yourself with.
Listen bands like Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, and Hollywood Undead
Most times, they drink Monster Energy Drinks, and save the cans.
They generally wear baggy pants, skull T-Shirts, and DC shoes.
They think they can BMX or skateboard, when usually they can't.
Whenever they go out, they travel with they're friends more than likely.
They often times like girls who wear T-Shirts with dinosaurs and dragons on them, wear lots of fake bracelets, and wear fake glasses.
Frequently, they like their mom better than their dad.
And last, but not least, when they take pictures of themselves, their hair is in the way of their face.
Did you see all those 13 Year Old Boys riding their bikes down the street with their Monster Energy Drinks.
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n.
1. A term used to refer to individuals who are "political sheep". (refering to blind followers of a state-of-mind) Particular in their nature, they feel they must degrade youths. The term derives from "X", (a semi-universal marker for a random insert) along with quotes to refer to the irritatingly frequent use of the derogatory statement. The users are usually mindless, and doomed to live lives of the stereotypical fad-follower.
The "X year old"er has usually been through the stereotypical cycle, and therefore refers to it as his or her only tone of knowledge. The individuals not fitting to the term "political sheep" at the said age usually do not result as "X year old"ers. The actions of an "X year old"er are deemed comic when he or she is upstaged by the youth in question. This is a common occurance.
Plural: "X year old"ers
Eg. The publisher of 10 year old,
Over 50% of the online society,
Anyone who degrades this verse of enlightenment with a "thumbs down".
An example of the quote in action is as follows:
"X year old"er: LOLZORT MACHINE! You got pwownined!
Victim: :(
"X year old"er: lolzing little 10 year oldsa go back to mooma.
Victim: I don't have a "mooma"
"X year old"er: lolz noob.
Victim: Are you, in your sheepish ways, at all familiar with the term "X year old"er?
"X year old"er: LOLZ NO BUT UR MOM IS WHEN I DID HER AT THE NURSING HOMEZ!~~!
VIctim: This oral vibration will have to cease immediately, as you are obviously too absorbed in stereotypical culture to make great use of it.
"X year old"er: Omfg lol, I have gun you want me use?
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A female human in between the ages of 17 and 19
Person 1: Look at the 18 year old girls!
Person 2: How can you tell they’re 18?
Person 1: They’re not 17 but younger than 19.
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The most annoying age of the human body of a male. The creature's hobby is mostly just making fun of females who do anything or talk to anyone, and hanging out with their friends talking about Fortnite, demon slayer and discussing 18+ shows that they pretend they know everything what is going on.Can be found mostly inside their house playing Fortnite, GTA, or any other type of inappropriate game play. their most common vocabulary are either really bad roasts, any type of inappropriate word (including cuss words) or "Ur mom" which they would normally laugh hysterically at. Another odd hobby of this odd creature is looking up inappropriate words in google and bragging about it in school.
so to sum it up, most 10 year old boys are insolent, disgusting and extremely rude creatures and will probably keep this behaviour up till about 14 or 15 years old.
i hope you have read it up to here, because i spilled out all my hatred for 10 year old boys in this description of them.
signed, TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner.
if you are a boy like this in my class and you've read this description, sorry, not sorry, it's all true.
WARNING: this description doesn't apply for all boys, some are nice. SOME.
Girl: "Hey, can you show me where the cafeteria is? I'm new here!"
10 year old boys: "i'll show where the cafeteria is to UR MOOOOM!!! HEEEYOOOO!!!"
Girl: "I don't understand what you're saying but i really need to get to the cafeteria!"
10 year old boys: " Go FUCK yourself you FEMALE! Elgh!! Does your mom let you watch 18+? I bet she doesn't! HEYOOO!"
Girl: "Look, I really don't get why you're telling me all this, but i need to get to the cafeteria before the bell--
*BELL RINGS*
Girl: "--rings. Also girl: "I am SO being a lesbian when i grow up."
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When a male is really aroused sexually towards someone or something uncontrollable
This lady has got me like a lil horny 12 year old
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