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When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.
Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.
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Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.
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Hardcore partying; Debotchery at its finest.
After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.
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The distinct smell of a girl that sleeps around excessively
"She is a disgusting whore, she even smells like slut!"
"Damn! How many guys did you bang last night? You smell like slut!"
"Did Kira just walk in? Because it suddenly smells like slut in here!"
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high as a muthafucka after smokin the kind bud.
i smoked so much of that shit i was high like falcon
Dude! i'm high like falcon
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A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)
The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.
dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"
nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"
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The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.
Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.
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A Russian Military Tactic to divert troops in swag formation, to confuse the enemy.
Luitenant: General, what Shall we do? The enemy approaches, general.
General: Tell the Troops to launch into the swag formation.
Luitenant: TROOPS, INITIATE THE MOVES LIKE JAGGER
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