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To masturbate while rapidly fingering your ass hole
Ahh had a nice porky bum wank yesterday
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of annoyance much like a pain in my arse.
Steve, can you stop being a plum in my bum!
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An "Eskimo Bum Chum" is an act where two cold Eskimo's would kneel on all fours with their anuses parallel to each other. They then pass a log of feces back in forth through their anal cavities, creating friction and warmth to protect them from the harsh cold elements. It is also a wonderful bonding experience.
"It got cold last night and the heater broke, so me and Smith did the Eskimo Bum Chum to stay warm."
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A little nugget of poo hiding half-way between freedom and the bum hole,
awaiting escape by the force of the anus or the tug of the tissue
"Don't you just hate it when you have a sneaky bum nugget?"
"Yeah, but most of the time I just force it out!"
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of annoyance much like a pain in everyones arse.
It is apparent that Steve is just a plum in everyones bum.
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a game where a guy is blindfolded and humped by another guy and the guy getting humped needs to guess who humped him
Let's play blind man's bum
no that's gay
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