The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned
Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement
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Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.
Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...
Where did my 'wall' go?
Where are all of my 'friends?'
Does this go here?
Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.
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The delibarate act of posting a status, logging off, then logging on again to see if anyone commented.
Me: Hey, didn't you log into Facebook like a million times.
Them: Of course not. I logged in once.
Me: Liar! I knew you were Facebook popping
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Pictures, wall posts and other remains left after couple has become officially broken up.
Girl 1: His Facebook status says that he is single, but his pictures make it seem like he has a girlfriend.
Girl 2: The pictures are just Facebook Remains, They just broke up last month.
Or
Guy 1: She has a man. Her Wal-to-wall with James makes it obvious they are dating.
Guy 2: No, those are just Facebook Remains.
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When people new to Facebook are constantly online posting statuses that never really make sense.
Often posting statuses that say LMS
"Dude! I just got a Facebook!"
"I can tell. You're totally in Facebook overload."
LMS
Facebook Overload
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The act of adding every little detail about one's life, including but not limited to:
1) in which city were you born in
2) which schools you attended and in which cities
3) what accomplishments you've achieved, academic, curricular, etc.
4) where have you worked or currently work at
5) what skills or hobbies you acquire
6) which university or college you attended and in which year you graduated
7) what did you major in while you were completing you're post-secondary education
and the list can go on on.......
but sadly enough, even after exposing everything about one's life via facebook, still many people are unable to find jobs. This is because facebook is not a website to look for jobs/work.
John has been updating his facebook continously over the past two months. He has listed all his academic accomplishments, what teams and institutions he has worked for, where he has volunteered and worked, what scholarships and bursaries he has received and where and what he studied and in which year. But despite his habit of updating his Facebook Resume, he has been unable to find himself a real job. John has been unable to realize that facebook is not made for this purpose.
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Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.
My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.
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