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Being incredibly talented at something or to perform an extraordinary task.
Guy #1: Omg! You saw that head-shot 360 no-scope from across the map?! I'm so Jesus at this game!
Guy #2: Yup, that was definitely Jesus!
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A satirical phrase of surprise or angst used instead of Jesus Christ.
Person 1: Jesus H. Christ!
Person 2: ...what does the H stand for?
Person 1: Hussein!
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a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield
Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys
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Josh Jesus is the biggest man whore alive but you have to love him.
He is so sweet and nice and hot in such an odd way.
When I see him I get lost in his eyes and I regret the fact that I ever doubted
the person he is.
He is the most amazing guy, any girl would be lucky to have him.
He is also a huge asshole, but he is Jesus.
I hate the fact that I'm still so in love with you.
You deserve to be happy no matter what.
Josh Unglesby Jesus I am in love with you and I don't know why!
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An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.
He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.
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short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.
"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."
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