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Hym "I HAVE BEEN FORETOLD!!!! I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM!!!!
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Where an annoying bald ginger enters the room and creates a disturbance.
He's only having an Alex
A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.
Friend:Sure
When you see someone so sexy, but they’re so close to you that you have to be discreet.
*with friend at lunch and you see a sexy daddy munch man* “I have something to say”
Iiiiiiit... Had better not... Because I am not against doing the same to someone else...
Hym "Speaking of daughters, yours can 'take everything I have.' And I know, you struggle with interpretation so I'll spell it out for you: I mean both my weiner and seed. She can take it all. I'm speaking euphemistically about sex with your daughter. As opposed to literally."
opposite of "when i have time"
when i don't have time i usually do some work
The greatest question ever to be asked.
Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.