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I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu

I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.

Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023


girl: I'm fine

she is not feeling good (mentally and/or physically) and thinks you (S.O.) might tell her "I know you're not baby, what's wrong?" we may not tell you and might get annoyed if you keep asking but we may eventually tell you but we take your caring words to heart and it usually makes us feel better.

(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: (explains problem)

(S.O.): Hey, how are you love?
girl: I'm fine wbu
(S.O.): I know you're not baby, what's wrong?
girl: You're right but I'm getting through it, thank you
(S.O.): Of course, let me know if you need ANYTHING

by Elle Annie June 1, 2022


i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.

Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.

by PicklesToMe August 10, 2019


I'm Here

This is a good thing to say in response to someone asking you "How are you?" and you cannot really say "Bad because I don't want to be here today", so you say "I'm Here", and you say it with a monotone so that person gets the idea without jeopardizing your employment.

Sally: Hi Bill!! How are you on this wonderful Monday!!??
Bill: I'm Here

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021


I'm a birdy

As going from its basic saying is that 1. You are flying high, 2. You have no place to call your own so you fly from nest to nest, until you get called out on your inability adult, tell the truth or admit abandonment of your kids, aka flew the coop, shitting all over and then leave cause your in capable of cleaning up after yourself, 3. As a baby chic you so damn lazy you want someone else to cut up and feed you your food. The sex is usually horrible at best, But however a half gram usually proves Her true nature,

She said "I'm a birdy" so I asked what she would do for some seed?

by She don't use jelly July 25, 2017


I'm a chuckster!

- Various Piantas, Super Mario Sunshine

Often used to express distaste towards Episode 5 of Pianta Village, Secret of the Village Underside. Partially a meme phrase, though more often than not used in jest while referring to an aspect of Super Mario Sunshine.

"imagine if the Dolphic on the sign translated to 'I'm a chuckster!'"

by PowerfulPianta7-5 February 26, 2024


I'm._.back_2

I'm._.back_2 use to be I'm._.back they are also a smoking hot babe everyone worships. Goes by any pronouns. They are a total bitch tho.

Have you seen I'm._.back_2 face reveal

Yeah, they were so hot I couldn’t help but cream my pants

by TOTALLY NOT THE OWNER 😳 May 12, 2021