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A child molester priest who locks kids in his church basement and fills them with the gospel if you know what I mean ;)
"I went to Father John's basement and he shoved the gospel in me"
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A John Dolan is an Ontario term for getting a facial that covers your entire front face like a giant beard.
I got a blowjob yesterday and totally gave her a John Dolan
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When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!
Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!
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Sex crazed half Mexican computer engineer bent on spreading the joy of porn to all
Super John, will you please log off that porn site and get back to work.
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A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".
(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.
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When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum
Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis
Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first
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when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there
i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name
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